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Pass The Day By Reading Clean Jokes

Since you're just sitting there, staring at your computer pretending to do some work; you might as well read a few jokes for some good, clean humor. Only work friendly jokes, of course, since we know you're supposed to be working. It's OK, we're not your boss. Shall we continue? Good.

* There are 2 cowboys in the kitchen. Which one is the real cowboy? The one on the range!

* The fight we had last night was my fault, my wife asked me what was on the TV and i said dust.

* A mother is reading a book to her 3 year old daughter. Mother: "What does the cow say?" Child: "Moo!" Mother: "Great! What does the cat say?" Child: "Meow." Mother: "Oh, you're so smart! What does the frog say?" The wide-eyed little 3 year-old looks up at her mother and in her deepest voice replies, "Bud. Weis. Er."

* What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones.

* Two muffins are in the oven. One says to the other "God it's hot in here" The other one replies "Oh no... It's a talking muffin"

* Why did the fish get kicked out of school? Cause he was caught with seaweed.

* What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a Pitt Bull? Lipstick.

* Did you hear about the new French tank? Yeah, It has 14 gears. 13 go in reverse, and one goes foward incase the enemy attacks from behind.

* Two muffins are in the oven. One says to the other "God it's hot in here" The other one replies "Oh my God! It's a talking muffin!"

* What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids.

* What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese.

* Where do you find a no legged dog? Right where you left him.

* Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers.

For more clean jokes visit FunnyandJokes. The best thing about the clean stuff is that it's safe to read them no matter where you are. Not that your boss still isn't gonna get made at you when he realizes you're goofing off. In case you're not at work, try reading all the other types of jokes. Nothing gets too dirty, but you can't be too careful when someone might looking over your shoulder.